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If only modern medicine was reserved for the Master Race, it would be so much simpler, and cost effective! But before you seek medical treatment we’ll just nee
by rcurry 5y ago
If only modern medicine was reserved for the Master Race, it would be so much simpler, and cost effective!
But before you seek medical treatment we’ll just need you to fill out this questionnaire:
1. Have you ever had an alcoholic beverage?
2. Do you have a BMI greater than 18.5?
3. Have you ever eaten at The Cheesecake Factory?
4. Do you ride, run, or swim less than 40 miles per day?
Please understand that your answers may disqualify you from eligibility for healthcare. Thank you, Acme Excellence Health Partners.
- tjr225 5y agoNone of those things have forced us to all drastically alter our lives in the forms of economic and social lockdowns like covid has. It is a pretty silly thing to compare.
- rcurry 5y agoCovid is old and busted. Now all you have is OMG Omicron that’s just basically an annoying flu, you go ahead and lose your mind over it - it’s a free country. I’m still freaking out about dioxin so I don’t have time for this shit.
- projct 5y agoCovid killed 3895 people yesterday, with a 7 day average of almost a 9/11 of people every single day this past week.
- scarygliders 5y agoCovid didn't make economic and social lockdowns. Governments did.
- rcurry 5y agoShush, you’re going to ruin everything.
- landemva 5y agoWe have been vacationing in FL and TX specifically because lockdown mania did not infect those States. Those economies seemed to be doing OK. I read that some politicians also choose to vacation in Miami, and without masks.