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"These sharks have an estimated lifespan of 400 years and they spend their time swimming around looking for mates." I will not complain about my own 50 year se
by elb2020 5y ago
"These sharks have an estimated lifespan of 400 years and they spend their time swimming around looking for mates."
I will not complain about my own 50 year search, then.
- kazinator 5y ago"looking for mates" is nautical language; when first or second mates are unavailable, they will eat the usually older captains, too.
- tsol 5y agoTo be fair Greenland sharks reach sexual maturity at 150 years old. So you know, their awkward teen years are probably longer too. Just imagine having to listening to angsty rock music for 80 years
- dennis_jeeves 5y ago