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> Easy access to having sex with the most beautiful woman in the world Which can give you any number of incurable dick-rotting diseases (because no antibiotics
by nickpp 5y ago
> Easy access to having sex with the most beautiful woman in the world
Which can give you any number of incurable dick-rotting diseases (because no antibiotics) or give birth to an unwanted heir (because no birth control).
> beheading people I don't like
Thus making enemies that will hunt you in your sleep (because no rule-of-law).
> fixing laws I don't agree with
Then having to keep fixing them to repair unwanted side effects (because no law-making experts).
> having people willing to do anything to please me
And having no way to know if those people are really on your side or are just biding their time until their turn to do you in and take your place (because no quiet suburban lifestyle).
If you thinks these are perks, you are watching too much Fantasy.
- mbrodersen 5y agoAnd if you think that being homeless in the US, being beaten up by people eager to steal your few belongings, raped by strangers and ignored by the police, freezing to death during the winter etc. is better than being a king then you are watching too many feel-good rags-to-riches Disney movies.