As teens, some of my friends and I had a "game" where we would find new innocent phrases to describe sexual acts, taking a shit, and other vulgar/gross/unmentio

As teens, some of my friends and I had a "game" where we would find new innocent phrases to describe sexual acts, taking a shit, and other vulgar/gross/unmentionable stuff. Yeah, stupid teenager humor, but we had a lot of fun nonetheless. We really didn't have a points system, but you got bonus rep if you'd be daring enough to utter the phrases you came up in the presence of adults and get away without a scolding - which resulted in one of the dad's kinda joining our game after he figured us out.