Oh yeah I'm aware of the storage boxes! They're actually fantastic, and what I plan on building on for Nimbus -- it's not quite as easy as just running MinIO (i

Oh yeah I'm aware of the storage boxes! They're actually fantastic, and what I plan on building on for Nimbus -- it's not quite as easy as just running MinIO (in fact I won't be using MinIO), but the efficiency is great. Traditional object storage scales automatically and is very easy to integrate with (most people write apps to interface with S3 these days, and less SFTP), so there's just that small edge! That "sort of" is what I want to get rid of. Other smaller clouds have services that are a better fit (OVH has object storage, Scaleway, etc), but Hetzner doesn't yet.