Don't be silly, everyone knows the best way to stop fraudulent cover-ups is to make sure there's no discoveries to cover up in the first place, and ensure every

Don't be silly, everyone knows the best way to stop fraudulent cover-ups is to make sure there's no discoveries to cover up in the first place, and ensure everyone who would make such a discovery is fired or cowed into submission before anything can be investigated at all! /s (In seriousness, that hypothetical PR statement is one of those sentences that makes you reflect on the power that messaging has. It also means that you can't trust a PR-driven image on the culture of a company!)