Lambda? Beanstalk? Glacier? EBS? What even is all this stuff. This says it all to me. The OP is making a classic mistake in thinking that the cloud just means

Lambda? Beanstalk? Glacier? EBS? What even is all this stuff. This says it all to me. The OP is making a classic mistake in thinking that the cloud just means moving your on-prem servers to a data provider. That is not what Azure/AWS is about. I made the same mistake and cloud made no sense to me whatsoever for years. In the past year, I've learned that cloud means the minimum required resources popping in and out of existence for the exact amount of time required to do a job. That is where most software is headed. It is inevitable in my opinion. If you don't know what an SQS queue is or Lambda or Step Functions or SNS messaging I would really really recommend learning. (Or whatever the equivalent on Azure is)