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There’s plenty of ways: 1) Get your story on HN front page 2) Get a job at FB, fix issue yourself 3) Install Tinder, drive near FB offices, set search radius

by nikanj 5y ago

There’s plenty of ways: 1) Get your story on HN front page 2) Get a job at FB, fix issue yourself 3) Install Tinder, drive near FB offices, set search radius to minimum. Try to convince your matches to fix things 4) Buy a 0-day from the dark web, hack into FB and reset the password 5) Become incredibly wealthy, acrue enough FB stock to get a board seat, complain to the CEO

hetspookjee 5y ago
Someone should sell VPN exit nodes next to BigTech offices so that people can exit their Tinder there and do the (3) connection approach without the drive.
- nathancahill 5y ago
  Haven't used Tinder in ages, but don't they have a "Travel" option to find matches are a location of your choice?
  - nikanj 5y ago
    It’s a paid feature but yes
    - martin_a 5y ago
      What about spoofing your GPS location to the front desk of the FB offices? Should work with Androids in Developer mode?!?
tibanne 5y ago
Amazing :)
CRConrad 5y ago
> 3) Install Tinder, drive near FB offices, set search radius to minimum. Try to convince your matches to fix things 3 b) Install Grind[e?]r, drive near FB offices, set search radius to minimum. Try to blackmail your matches to fix things (Yeah, it's a good thing that's a lot less blackmail-worthy nowadays. About as serious as what I'm replying to.)