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I understand you are saying this in good faith, but honestly this is bullshit. Is the only way to get a solution to use LinkedIn inmail to solve a login crisis?

• nikanj 5y ago
  There’s plenty of ways: 1) Get your story on HN front page 2) Get a job at FB, fix issue yourself 3) Install Tinder, drive near FB offices, set search radius to minimum. Try to convince your matches to fix things 4) Buy a 0-day from the dark web, hack into FB and reset the password 5) Become incredibly wealthy, acrue enough FB stock to get a board seat, complain to the CEO
  • hetspookjee 5y ago
    Someone should sell VPN exit nodes next to BigTech offices so that people can exit their Tinder there and do the (3) connection approach without the drive.
    • nathancahill 5y ago
      Haven't used Tinder in ages, but don't they have a "Travel" option to find matches are a location of your choice?
      • nikanj 5y ago
        It’s a paid feature but yes
        • martin_a 5y ago
          What about spoofing your GPS location to the front desk of the FB offices? Should work with Androids in Developer mode?!?
  • tibanne 5y ago
    Amazing :)
  • CRConrad 5y ago
    > 3) Install Tinder, drive near FB offices, set search radius to minimum. Try to convince your matches to fix things 3 b) Install Grind[e?]r, drive near FB offices, set search radius to minimum. Try to blackmail your matches to fix things (Yeah, it's a good thing that's a lot less blackmail-worthy nowadays. About as serious as what I'm replying to.)