You're not joking. The third link on Google for "bosch battery drm" is Hacker News talking about this. I'm surprised I missed this. "These bikes are DRM'd to t

You're not joking. The third link on Google for "bosch battery drm" is Hacker News talking about this. I'm surprised I missed this. "These bikes are DRM'd to the hilt and any attempt at hacking them will cause the bike to brick itself which you can only reset at the dealership. You can do that three times and then it's permanent." user jacquesm 71 days ago https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29201673 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29201673