I guess I do vaguely remember creating an account. Hmm... It must have been painless because I don't remember it. I know that it's not on any Wi-Fi network now

I guess I do vaguely remember creating an account. Hmm... It must have been painless because I don't remember it. I know that it's not on any Wi-Fi network now so it has functioned for about a year with no network connectivity, at least. Edit: I remember now. Looking down in the comments here dislodged the memory that I did the "add a row to an SQLite database" hack to prevent the need for account creation.