My most readily available `man awk` spit out 1235 lines of text. Its namesake physical book is even longer. It is a Turing-complete language. It can execute ar

My most readily available `man awk` spit out 1235 lines of text. Its namesake physical book is even longer. It is a Turing-complete language. It can execute arbitrary system commands with `system()`. It is the antithesis of the Unix Philosophy. Always has been. And that's okay.