This an attempt at humor, and very inept at that. I would, however, welcome an article that explained the difference between being proficient or event competen

This an attempt at humor, and very inept at that. I would, however, welcome an article that explained the difference between being proficient or event competent at Word and claiming you are. I spent a lot of time as a high schooler and as a student working with Word. Even today, 20 years later and with Google Docs I routinely use "arcane knowledge" like setting tab stops in the ruler which looks like magic to many friends who never had to work with Word.