Hate to break it to you man, but most readers of HN probably weren't even born yet in 1986, much less using the internet in 1986. Maybe there is a Zen Koan in

Hate to break it to you man, but most readers of HN probably weren't even born yet in 1986, much less using the internet in 1986. Maybe there is a Zen Koan in here: "What did your spam look like before your parents were born?"