Unfortunately it's difficult to translate sentences between languages in a way that preserves word order and is grammatically correct in the translated language

Unfortunately it's difficult to translate sentences between languages in a way that preserves word order and is grammatically correct in the translated language (your example is a pretty good example of this). Different languages have very different grammar, and even the best translated subtitles won't be able to handle a clever usage of the original language's grammar. This is one of the many tradeoffs you make with translated works. You always lose something (sometimes a lot) in the translation.