I really wish we had legislation against obnoxious DRM. If I break into somebody else's computer actively there are a bunch of different laws I'll break in diff

I really wish we had legislation against obnoxious DRM. If I break into somebody else's computer actively there are a bunch of different laws I'll break in different countries around the world, most of which have criminal penalties. A scheme like the one in this article however is very negligently unsafe and arguably malicious in its original intent. Yet a victim would have to prove a civil tort and face an uphill battle to do so.