Points 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 can be fairly easily mitigated by just encrypting your backups, especially if you're using something like Duplicati which will do it

Points 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 can be fairly easily mitigated by just encrypting your backups, especially if you're using something like Duplicati which will do it automatically. For 8, cloud storage services like Backblaze B2 can mail you a hard drive with all your data on it. I believe with B2 you can also return the drive afterwards and get your deposit on it back.