> prisoners smuggle cell phones in their butt As a current prisoner, I'm not sure this guy had it right. It's usually the guards that supply cellphones and the

> prisoners smuggle cell phones in their butt As a current prisoner, I'm not sure this guy had it right. It's usually the guards that supply cellphones and they just bring them in pockets or bags. Or nuns. I had a nun smuggle in a C# book with accompanying CD-ROM. Drugs often travel in your "prison pocket", but I've never heard of anyone jamming a cellphone up there. Luckily, before I went to jail, I had been given this book, the knowledge of which proved useful inside: https://www.amazon.com/How-Hide-Anything-Michael-Connor/dp/0873642899 https://www.amazon.com/How-Hide-Anything-Michael-Connor/dp/0... There are usually dozens of places to hide things that don't involve your anus.