I wasn't so keen on the idea until you mentioned "dirty limericks and communist propaganda". I could be mollified after a crash if I read "This software refuses

I wasn't so keen on the idea until you mentioned "dirty limericks and communist propaganda". I could be mollified after a crash if I read "This software refuses to comply with the oppression of the proletariat by the boss classes. Bug reports are bourgeois revisionism! Revolution is the only solution! There was a young fellow from Buckingham..."