How in the world did you get to this retort from my statement? My child is too young to go to school. If my child was school age I'd likely unenroll this semes

How in the world did you get to this retort from my statement? My child is too young to go to school. If my child was school age I'd likely unenroll this semester. If that somehow were not an option I'd send with an n95. Are you satisfied?