My hometown had a few good ones, all doctors: * A veterinarian named Dr. Bone * A chiropractor named Dr. Bender * An orthodontist named Dr. Owings (Orthodon

My hometown had a few good ones, all doctors: * A veterinarian named Dr. Bone * A chiropractor named Dr. Bender * An orthodontist named Dr. Owings (Orthodontists are quite expensive.)