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I'd tell you the joke about UDP but you might not get it.
by mulmen 5y ago
I'd tell you the joke about UDP but you might not get it.
- leokennis 5y agoOr that joke about TCP: 1: Do you want to hear a joke about TCP? 2: Yes I do want to hear it. 1: I confirm you want to hear it. 1: I am now going to tell the joke. 2: I acknowledge you are now going to tell the joke. 1: I will now start the first sentence of the joke. 2: I acknowledge I am now ready to hear the first sentence of the joke. 1: So a network packet walks into a bar 2: Sorry I couldn't quite here you. Please start over. 1: Do you want to hear a joke about TCP?
- CPLX 5y agoI’ve always wanted to add an HTTP joke to these sorts of networking humor threads but the prospect makes me feel mildly insecure.
- jordanrobinson 5y agoPerhaps you should go with an HTTPS one instead then.
- JAlexoid 5y agoDo we start with a handshake then?