Ugh, who cares about this person and their recent experiences? I just want to know about why hyperlinks are blue and they've mentioned their circumstances in bo

Ugh, who cares about this person and their recent experiences? I just want to know about why hyperlinks are blue and they've mentioned their circumstances in both paragraph one and paragraph four, wasting at least four seconds of my time! It's a blog on internet culture, it doesn't need any personal element. /s