I should probably start talking about the average HN user so I can get included a bunch of times in this list. Then I'll be known as that guy that makes a bunch

I should probably start talking about the average HN user so I can get included a bunch of times in this list. Then I'll be known as that guy that makes a bunch of bad generalizations about the average HN user. Like did you know the average HN user loves to shred and eat a pillow case every night before bedtime to aid the next day's digestion? And the average HN user likes to burrow tunnels in public parks to host boxing clubs in them also. And by boxing clubs I mean unboxing and reboxing Amazon packages as quick as they can.