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If a pigs heart was beating in my chest I dont think I would ever be able to relax again
by peanut_worm 5y ago
If a pigs heart was beating in my chest I dont think I would ever be able to relax again
- bogwog 5y agoIt beats dying. (pun intended)
- ballenf 5y agoI'm only able to relax when I don't think about my need for a constantly beating heart -- pig or otherwise.
- peanut_worm 5y agoSame, I start to panic if I think about my heart or circulatory system for more than a few seconds
- jamiek88 5y agoThat’s why as soon as there is a reliable mechanical heart I am getting one. Massive stroke and sudden cardiac arrest are one of the few ways you can just drop dead with no warning I’d love to reduce that risk by half with a fully artificial heart. Assuming of course it’s more reliable than a regular one. Same with elective prosthetics there will come a time when bionic arms or legs infer a physical advantage. Hope I’m around to take advantage!
- notahacker 5y agoTo be fair, pigs generally seem much more relaxed animals than humans. Will happily eat pork too for that matter. I'd just find some nice mud to roll in.
- tonyedgecombe 5y agoI might not be able to eat bacon again.
- basementcat 5y agoRest assured that if you were ever in a potential cannibalism scenario, at least a part of you (if prepared appropriately) might taste like bacon.
- lr4444lr 5y agoConsidering how much eaten slop and adipose tissue it's evolved responsible for dealing with, I'd actually be pretty hopeful.
- Buttons840 5y agoI suspect this guy has already come to terms with death.
- Dumblydorr 5y agoAt least you would continue to exist!