I mourn the loss of my W541 every day. Survived a series of absurdly intense physical traumas that would have obliterated a lesser machine, until she was unjust

I mourn the loss of my W541 every day. Survived a series of absurdly intense physical traumas that would have obliterated a lesser machine, until she was unjustly stolen from me by the corrupt federales of Quintana Roo. But that's another story.