Funny indeed! My favorite: "I have mixed feelings about these cables. Yes, they have unprecedented clarity and range, but they are silver, which is chock full

Funny indeed! My favorite: "I have mixed feelings about these cables. Yes, they have unprecedented clarity and range, but they are silver, which is chock full of small hadrons. If, like me, you are an audiophile particle physicist, you'll know that small hadrons degrade the transmission of audio signals by decohering individual notes, particularly quarter tones that have been reflected off of acoustic surfaces. Additionally, the quality of silences is tranquil, but not peaceful; Philip Glass's note-free "4'33" fails to achieve the the subtlety of a live performance." http://www.amazon.com/review/RSXPVOGOCD14D/ref=cm_srch_res_rtr_alt_1 http://www.amazon.com/review/RSXPVOGOCD14D/ref=cm_srch_res_r...