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I will sell them on ebay and donate the profits to charity.
by noor420 18y ago
I will sell them
on ebay and donate
the profits to charity.
- byrneseyeview 18y agoI will hijack your shipment of books, and commit myself to studying them for years. After a long absence, I will emerge from my hideaway armed with a thorough understanding of Common Lisp. I will write a single macro, more profound than the deepest koan, more concise than the Reader's Digest Condensed Edition of a haiku. When executed, this macro will generate the source code to a second program -- a program so powerful it will be a Google killer that evolves into a Google killer-killer, all while running on a single 386, even if it isn't plugged in. My Series A will empty Fort Knox, exhaust the New York Fed, and leave me with the Crown Jewels of a thousand forgotten dynasties. I will sell some of these on ebay, and donate the profits to charity. Top that.
- graywh 18y agoDefinitely too wordy. And I find the statement about running on a single 386 unbelievable. You'll need at least 2.