Humans get upgrades for free. With Dogs, you apply the patches yourself.* Cats? Fuck that, those assholes want or don't need you. * Results not guaranteed, pa

Humans get upgrades for free. With Dogs, you apply the patches yourself.* Cats? Fuck that, those assholes want or don't need you. * Results not guaranteed, past performance is no indication of future results. Please read the instruction manual for all possible upgrade scenarios.** ** You believed that shit? Actually, we lied, there are no instructions and everyone is just improvising all the time! (Evil laughter) I'll just be over here in a corner trying not to cry...