I totally get this! I would LOVE to have some Theranos crap. Then I would fabricate stories about why I have it, just like a real Theranos CEO! (Hmm... might a

I totally get this! I would LOVE to have some Theranos crap. Then I would fabricate stories about why I have it, just like a real Theranos CEO! (Hmm... might as well fabricate the collectibles themselves, as some other commenters have suggested...)