Honestly, it's ridiculous that you claim that this basic client-server architecture "does not scale at all" and then proceed to recommend IPFS or "some sort of

Honestly, it's ridiculous that you claim that this basic client-server architecture "does not scale at all" and then proceed to recommend IPFS or "some sort of DHT", which are the things that were never tested at scale and theoretically cannot scale and will not scale past some thousands of users or tracked resources -- ever. It's also ridiculous that you cite attacks at the infrastructure level that were not used to censor anyone so far -- because censorship happens always at a much higher level -- and then you just proceed to recommend an IPFS solution that is also subject to attacks at the infrastructure level, because everything is!