Lasers are assigned a classification and regulated. You can't just get a lower classification just because. You can severely damage your eye (and more) with a l

Lasers are assigned a classification and regulated. You can't just get a lower classification just because. You can severely damage your eye (and more) with a laser, which may not even be visible. If corners and forks were invisible, traveled at the speed of light, propagated over large distances, were regulated, and could affect aircraft, then maybe your analogies would work.