Then they update some kind of lexicon with new disorders people previously didn't know they could have (because they didn't exist) and invent groups of barely r

Then they update some kind of lexicon with new disorders people previously didn't know they could have (because they didn't exist) and invent groups of barely related things. Something like: you might not have asperger syndrome but you certainly have hacker news. You might also be suffering from tik tok, google and facebook. I had a great suggestion for the mental disorder list: You are suffering from something like SCROOGE or GREED when your wealth is greater than X but are unable to do anything with your life other than attempt to expand your wealth. This is an extremely serious issue with billions suffering for generations to come. Any kind of non lethal forced medication would work really. Something to slow them down, something to make them suffer greatly, prayer, etc