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Alright, I will try: - Macron wins the French presidential election against Valerie Pécresse. - Éric Zemmour is fourth behind Marine Le Pen, and he blames the
by speedgoose 5y ago
Alright, I will try:
- Macron wins the French presidential election against Valerie Pécresse.
- Éric Zemmour is fourth behind Marine Le Pen, and he blames the women who didn't vote for him in mass. Though he is a stupid masculinist.
- Erdoğan finally listens to its economists when the Turkish Lira fall reaches new records. The currency stabilises but stays weak.
- Bouteflika is eventually declared dead.
- Biden falls asleep during the G20.
- Electricity prices will continue to rise to all-time records during the winter in Europe as Germany decides to stop its nuclear power-plants as it was planned after Fukushima years ago.
- The Tesla cybertruck will be removed from pre-order in Europe because it will never be road legal there.
- AWS eu-west-1 will be down at least once, and the status page will stay green.
- A very popular package on NPM will be hacked and deploy malware steeling credentials of major cloud providers.
- Nothing significant will be made for the environment.