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This is probably accurate but where's the fun in that!? :P
by AussieWog93 5y ago
This is probably accurate but where's the fun in that!? :P
- speedgoose 5y agoAlright, I will try: - Macron wins the French presidential election against Valerie Pécresse. - Éric Zemmour is fourth behind Marine Le Pen, and he blames the women who didn't vote for him in mass. Though he is a stupid masculinist. - Erdoğan finally listens to its economists when the Turkish Lira fall reaches new records. The currency stabilises but stays weak. - Bouteflika is eventually declared dead. - Biden falls asleep during the G20. - Electricity prices will continue to rise to all-time records during the winter in Europe as Germany decides to stop its nuclear power-plants as it was planned after Fukushima years ago. - The Tesla cybertruck will be removed from pre-order in Europe because it will never be road legal there. - AWS eu-west-1 will be down at least once, and the status page will stay green. - A very popular package on NPM will be hacked and deploy malware steeling credentials of major cloud providers. - Nothing significant will be made for the environment.