Fred tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Wilma sits up. “Fred, what’s the problem? Why are you tossing and turning?” Fred comes clean: “I owe Barney $10,000 and

Fred tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Wilma sits up. “Fred, what’s the problem? Why are you tossing and turning?” Fred comes clean: “I owe Barney $10,000 and I promised to pay it tomorrow. And I know he needs it, because he bought a new set of golf clubs to use at the company golf tournament this weekend on credit, and if he doesn’t pay, he’ll have to take the clubs back.” Wilma picks up the phone. “Betty? Sorry to call you so late, but would you give Barney a message? Tell him that Fred doesn’t have the $10,000 he promised. Yes, that’s all. Good night!” Fred stares at Wilma, aghast. “What did you do THAT for?” Wilma smiles. “It’s Barney’s problem now. Let him toss and turn, we can go to sleep!”