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Ask HN: What is a good joke that shows your personal sense of humor?
- linkdd 5y agoA belgian, an american and a french walks into a swimming pool. The owner tells them it's a magic pool, you say a word and you dive into a pool made of that word. The belgian says "beer" and dive into a beer-filled pool. The american says "dollar" and dive into a dollar-filled pool. The french runs, slips and says "shit!".
- spindle 5y agoQ: What does a dog have in common with a duck? A: They're both dogs (except for the duck).
- ggm 5y agoWhy do I comatose? In case I get myxomatosis
- azalemeth 5y agoMathematical puns are the first sine of madness.
- blockwriter 5y agoJesus has been at the bar all day. He’s practically falling over. Jesus says “Let me get a seven and seven.” Bartender says “Good lord, you’re hammered. I’m cutting you off.” Jesus says, “Fine, I’ll just take a water.”
- codevark 5y ago
- h2odragon 5y agoToothless Termite walks into a saloon, knocks on the counter top, hollers: "Bartender here?"
- smodad 5y agoQ: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, the lightbulb has to want to change.
- AnimalMuppet 5y ago#ifdef Get_a_hearing_aid (Stolen from the Bad C Pun Contest, C/C++ User's Journal, 1992. I still remember it.)
- leet_thow 5y agoWalk into a whiteboard interview scowling at the candidate and write 5Q + 5Q = ? Tell them to solve it. When they write 10Q say "You're welcome"
- clouddrover 5y agoWeb development.
- code_Whisperer 5y agoThat is... hilarious.
- clouddrover 5y agoI agree.
- leet_thow 5y agoThe other day was take your kids to work day and my daughter was excited to go for some reason. By midmorning I could tell she was disappointed. At lunch we were all sitting together and she started crying. Folks gathered round to comfort her and ask what was wrong. She turned to me and asked "Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"
- linkdd 5y agoFor a physicist, all numbers up to 10 are prime: 1: prime 2: prime 3: prime 4: measurement error 5: prime 6: measurement error 7: prime 8: measurement error 9: measurement error 10: measurement error
- leet_thow 5y agoMy wife keeps looking at me like a piece of meat. I wouldn't mind if she wasnt vegan.
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- linkdd 5y agoA mute man says to a deaf man that a blind one is staring at them.
- NicoJuicy 5y agoMy girlfriend was complaining that she was getting harassed at work. I told her that she could stop working from home if she didn't like it.
- Normille 5y agoTwo blokes looking in a shop window. One turns to the other and says "There's the one I'd get" And a big cyclops comes round the corner and beats the shite out of him.
- yetihehe 5y ago- What's the difference between a sparrow? - It has one leg a little more.
- spindle 5y agoThis is one of my favourite jokes but nobody ever laughs when I tell it. Which makes me sad.
- tomcam 5y agoSkeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
- code_Whisperer 5y agoI went to a zoo and it had only one animal — a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.