Stranger on the street asks for directions: I’m sorry, I can’t provide directions. I make $80/hour. Spending a minute giving you directions costs me more than

Stranger on the street asks for directions: I’m sorry, I can’t provide directions. I make $80/hour. Spending a minute giving you directions costs me more than $1 per minute, so please give me a $1.33 and then I’ll tell you where to go.