> So, where is the profit in privatizing libraries There was a piece about privatizing the police and it had cops having exchanges like this [0]: ““Home Depot

> So, where is the profit in privatizing libraries There was a piece about privatizing the police and it had cops having exchanges like this [0]: ““Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge” ““Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.” “I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.” [0]: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertari...