OPs imagination: the government and the Illuminati have a many-qubit quantum supercomputer capable of deriving private keys and breaking into your 2048 bit encr

OPs imagination: the government and the Illuminati have a many-qubit quantum supercomputer capable of deriving private keys and breaking into your 2048 bit encrypted cold wallet. Reality: FBI junior recruit hits you with a wrench until you tell them what the key is.