I tell people that I program internet shopping sites. It uses words that almost everyone knows and is a succinct description of what I do. No one gives me grief

I tell people that I program internet shopping sites. It uses words that almost everyone knows and is a succinct description of what I do. No one gives me grief about it. If someone starts on a big tech rant, I'll sympathize with them and tell them to stay away from the MMAAAN[0] as much as they can. [0] Meta, Microsoft, Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Netflix