Variations of "jeg driter i det" (literally: I shit in it) seems to be to be common in Norway. Edit: A more polite one in Norwegian I think is "det blåser jeg

Variations of "jeg driter i det" (literally: I shit in it) seems to be to be common in Norway. Edit: A more polite one in Norwegian I think is "det blåser jeg (en lang marsj) i" (roughly: I play a long march to that. Implied that it is played on trumpet or something since blåser equals blows). Someone who knows Norwegian and English better than be should feel free to correct.