In the same vein, there are lot of variations. One I heard in the army is “je m’en tamponne le coquillard avec une patte d’alligator femelle”. “I pat my butt w

In the same vein, there are lot of variations. One I heard in the army is “je m’en tamponne le coquillard avec une patte d’alligator femelle”. “I pat my butt with a female alligator’s leg” In fact when you search google for “je m’en tamponne le coquillard avec”, google will autocomplete with “a lobster’s tibia”, “a morrocan shoe”, etc.