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In Polish, it’s “mam to w dupie”, or “I have it up my ass”, which actually sounds painful/rather a lot of effort about something you’re indifferent to.

b0rsuk 5y ago
inglor_cz 5y ago
In Czech, we have two forms: "A dog shits." (Sere pes.) or "It is by my ass." (Je mi to u prdele.) It seems that once again, the Czechs have chosen a less painful way of doing things than our Polish brethren ;)
- b0rsuk 5y ago
thih9 5y ago
Sounds like an elaborate way of saying "it's shit.".
phoe-krk 5y ago
The first thing I actually thought of was "mam wyjebane", which is absolutely untranslateable literally.
- wwilim 5y ago
  "I have the f*cked-out on this" doesn't quite have the same ring to it
dvh 5y ago
Slovak: mám v piči (mám to v piči) = i have (it) in vagina Môžem (to) jebať = i can fuck (that) Jebem na to = fuck on that Môžem osrať = i can poop on it Serem na to = I'm pooping on it Sral to pes = May dog poop it out Kašlem na to = I'm coughing on it
- timeon 5y ago
  'mfp' aka 'mám v piči' could be translated bit harsher.
- pndy 5y ago
  > Serem na to = I'm pooping on it Read as it is in Polish, would mean "with cheese on it" lol
- WesolyKubeczek 5y ago
  Seriem/Kašlem na to zvysoka — i shit/cough on it from up above
ajuc 5y ago
Other options: - wisi mi to [i powiewa] = it hangs of me [and waves around] - mam to w nosie = I have it in my nose - to nikogo = this [matters to] nobody (this is actually pretty funny but can't translate it to English, the joke is that nobody in this particular case only applies to several possible verbs, only a few of them apply to groups of people, and the case also encodes negation - so saying "nikogo" (nobody in a particular case) is enough to deduce the full sentece) - tak bardzo mi wszystko jedno = it's so very much whatever for me - srał to pies = a dog shat on it - mam [na to] wyjebane = I have it fucked-out [on it]? fucked-through? Phrasal versions of "fuck" really don't translate to non-Slavic languages - jebie mnie to = it fucks me - kładę na to lachę = I lay my staff (meaning dick) on it
- pndy 5y ago
  > jebie mnie to = it fucks me There's also rather polite: wali mnie to which would be "it bangs me"
- baba8 5y ago
  You forgot a charming phrase used in some even less polite circles: - chuj mnie to obchodzi = I care a dick (roughly)
- danielam 5y ago
  Also, “sram na to” (“I shit on it”). (Another less vulgar, if somewhat irrelevant, alternative is “ani ziębi, ani grzeje”, or “it neither chills me nor warns me up”).
me_me_me 5y ago
Much better translation is "jak zeszłoroczny śnieg" - "like yesteryears snow" as in something that has no meaning/effect on me.

b0rsuk 5y ago

inglor_cz 5y ago

In Czech, we have two forms: "A dog shits." (Sere pes.) or "It is by my ass." (Je mi to u prdele.) It seems that once again, the Czechs have chosen a less painful way of doing things than our Polish brethren ;)

b0rsuk 5y ago

thih9 5y ago

Sounds like an elaborate way of saying "it's shit.".

phoe-krk 5y ago

The first thing I actually thought of was "mam wyjebane", which is absolutely untranslateable literally.

wwilim 5y ago
"I have the f*cked-out on this" doesn't quite have the same ring to it

dvh 5y ago

Slovak: mám v piči (mám to v piči) = i have (it) in vagina Môžem (to) jebať = i can fuck (that) Jebem na to = fuck on that Môžem osrať = i can poop on it Serem na to = I'm pooping on it Sral to pes = May dog poop it out Kašlem na to = I'm coughing on it

timeon 5y ago
'mfp' aka 'mám v piči' could be translated bit harsher.
pndy 5y ago
> Serem na to = I'm pooping on it Read as it is in Polish, would mean "with cheese on it" lol
WesolyKubeczek 5y ago
Seriem/Kašlem na to zvysoka — i shit/cough on it from up above

ajuc 5y ago

Other options: - wisi mi to [i powiewa] = it hangs of me [and waves around] - mam to w nosie = I have it in my nose - to nikogo = this [matters to] nobody (this is actually pretty funny but can't translate it to English, the joke is that nobody in this particular case only applies to several possible verbs, only a few of them apply to groups of people, and the case also encodes negation - so saying "nikogo" (nobody in a particular case) is enough to deduce the full sentece) - tak bardzo mi wszystko jedno = it's so very much whatever for me - srał to pies = a dog shat on it - mam [na to] wyjebane = I have it fucked-out [on it]? fucked-through? Phrasal versions of "fuck" really don't translate to non-Slavic languages - jebie mnie to = it fucks me - kładę na to lachę = I lay my staff (meaning dick) on it

pndy 5y ago
> jebie mnie to = it fucks me There's also rather polite: wali mnie to which would be "it bangs me"
baba8 5y ago
You forgot a charming phrase used in some even less polite circles: - chuj mnie to obchodzi = I care a dick (roughly)
danielam 5y ago
Also, “sram na to” (“I shit on it”). (Another less vulgar, if somewhat irrelevant, alternative is “ani ziębi, ani grzeje”, or “it neither chills me nor warns me up”).

me_me_me 5y ago

Much better translation is "jak zeszłoroczny śnieg" - "like yesteryears snow" as in something that has no meaning/effect on me.