The more articles I read about FB's terrible reputation and commensurate price premium they need to dish out, the more interested I become in snagging some sort

The more articles I read about FB's terrible reputation and commensurate price premium they need to dish out, the more interested I become in snagging some sort of remote management position there. I work for a DoD contractor so the "reputational impact" of FB on my resume doesn't mean much to me, but potentially doubling my income for a few years would absolutely be life-changing. And no longer having to work in an open office, with half of the internet blocked to boot, would just be icing on the cake....