That isn't true, although you might like the philosophical debate around that, a judge is still going to make you pay the person back and/or give you a prison s

That isn't true, although you might like the philosophical debate around that, a judge is still going to make you pay the person back and/or give you a prison sentence if it's proven that you are the original owner of the keys. He's going to laugh at your digital philosophy as he slams his hammer down upon judgement.