In addition to the sibling complaint about using a real monitor / closed laptop--which I do constantly, making my primary display a third-party panel from Samsu

In addition to the sibling complaint about using a real monitor / closed laptop--which I do constantly, making my primary display a third-party panel from Samsung--I guess I disagree that a fix that would require retrofitting a new LED that didn't exist into a piece of hardware could ever be "trivial" in the way my suggested software update could be (but then again, I am not a hardware person, so maybe there is some kind of cheap, magic LED sticker they make these days that Apple could offer people for free at the Apple Store).