It's almost the opposite of a language, in that it's probably harder to do anything with than just using whatever the native assembly instructions of the machin

It's almost the opposite of a language, in that it's probably harder to do anything with than just using whatever the native assembly instructions of the machine are. It's explicitly designed to be annoying, an example of a Turing tarpit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_tarpit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_tarpit