The main problem with their issues seems to be that nobody has the ability to close anything. Sure, there are the likely accidental reports and the tutorial req

The main problem with their issues seems to be that nobody has the ability to close anything. Sure, there are the likely accidental reports and the tutorial requests like the one you posted, but any large enough project is bound to get those. Even that one you linked had someone from the community likely solve their problem and could be closed both for being irrelevant and for being solved. Several of the issues I checked were similar, probably bad reports but solved anyway.