Hey quit ruining the Ponzi scheme for all us startup founders and investors! If word gets out that the vast majority of tech startups go nowhere and even in an

Hey quit ruining the Ponzi scheme for all us startup founders and investors! If word gets out that the vast majority of tech startups go nowhere and even in an acquisition the chumps...I mean employees... make shit, the game is up! Then I won't be able to attract any underpaid, overworked slaves for my crappy company! I tell them that they'll learn about startups by sitting in their corner writing code while I hang out with the investors. I tell them any old bullshit about bonuses and vacations and the fools never ask for it in writing. Morons! Haha, not to worry. Starry-eyed, "passionate" idiot nerds are born every minute. HN is the best place to find them. Carry on, gents! I'm laughing all the way to the bank.